we signed up for a Pilates class. Not fans of sweating, we thought these targeted moves would be just the thing to help nudge our bums back into shape without dripping like sweaty toilets or huffing ourselves into asthmatic attacks. It was going to be soooo perfect.
Unfortunately after the first session we realized that Pilates is actually quite difficult, and much to our embarrassment we seemed to be the only ones in the room who couldn’t control our legs. It was as if they were independent of our body, flailing about willy-nilly. We even kicked the guy in front of us. No lie. Thankfully we nailed him in the back, otherwise they might’ve rolled us up in our sticky mat and chucked us out the door!